The subject of a breaking news story, Phillipa Prescott, is one of Spike’s old girlfriends. He takes her to dinner at a restaurant to try to get information from her….
Having lied to Spike about her whereabouts, Lynda becomes accidently trapped in an airtight storage vault in the Slattenheim building where she was meeting John Crawford, her source on a…
As a result of his crush on the school secretary, Colin discovers that she is having an affair with the headteacher. Since he was one of those responsible for setting…
Clarissa and Sam go to a party dressed as cool, hip, outrageous characters. Clarissa dons a wig, a tatoo, and a nose ring and decides to call herself Jade. At…
When Olvia’s brother wants to sell his motorcycle, Clarissa stores it in the garage and plans to later buy it. Her parents have always told her she couldn’t get a…
Both Clarissa and Ferguson have issues when Janet starts teaching at their high school. Ferguson gets frustrated when she doesn’t give him the grade he wants on an art project…
After vowing to never babysit Elsie Soaperstein again, Clarissa lets herself get guilted into sitting for her on the Soaperstein’s anniversay. Elsie’s a big time troble maker with only one…
When Clarissa has to compete against winner Cindy Sparkle in the talent show, she turns to the journal of her great great aunt once removed hoping for some helpful show…
Sam’s mom Debbie is back in town for the roller derby playoffs. But there’s trouble in store when Clarissa invites Debbie to stay at her house. Debbie’s a little too…
Clarissa gets stage fright when her music teacher picks her to play a flute solo at the school music recital. Suddenly she finds herself not being able to play her…
Clarissa has a problem when Eve, the meek and mousy new girl in school, starts copying her style and taking over her life. Clarissa is annoyed but flattered until Eve…
Ferguson convinces Clarissa’s boyfriend Clifford to star in his cable access show called ‘Boy Thoughts’. But once the show is a hit, Clifford doesn’t have time for Clarissa.
The annual family vacation to Lake Winnemucca is usually filled with doom and disaster. This year the family decides to give the Grand Canyon a try as a change of…
Clarissa starts to have commitment fears in her relationship with Clifford. Meanwhile, Ferguson tries to get into the Guinness Book Of Records by making the world’s largest rubber band ball.
Olivia believes that she has psychic powers, but Clarissa doesn’t believe it. After Olivia takes an ESP test and unknowningly committs herself and Clarissa to receiving psychic-related items in the…
When Marshall and Janet come down with the flu, it’s up to Clarissa and Ferguson to take care of the household chores. But trouble ensues when Ferguson buys nothing but…
After Sam sets up himself and Clarissa up on a double blind date, Clarissa starts to contemplate all the ways that the date could go bad and what her blind…
The Darling’s are in for a surprise when Marshall’s parents come to visit and have completely changed. Clarissa also must figure out how to be the DJ at her grandparent’s…
After Clarissa accidentally walks out of a clothing shop while wearing a piece of lingerie that she didn’t pay for, she has nightmares about being a hunted criminal. When Clarissa…
Marshall bets his neighbour that a Darling can make the varsity football team. But Ferguson realizes that the only way he’s going to make it is by marketing himself as…
When gambling is legalized in Springfield, Mr. Burns opens an extravagant casino on the waterfront. Meanwhile, Bart opens a casino in his treehouse. Burns becomes a germ-phobic recluse and Homer…
After a reckless Squishee bender with Milhouse, Bart wakes to the shocking realization that he joined the Junior Campers. Lured by pocketknives and knot-tying lessons, Bart assimilates into the group…
Bart heckles the guru at a self-help seminar, and the man presents him to the audience as a role model for their “inner child.” But when the whole town tries…
In “The Devil and Homer Simpson,” Homer sells his soul for a doughnut. Next, in the Twilight Zone spoof “Terror at 5 1/2 Feet,” everyone doubts Bart’s sanity when he’s…
Mr. Burns pines away for Bobo, his beloved childhood teddy bear and symbol of lost innocence. When the bear turns up in Maggie’s possession, the resulting tug of war affects…
Burns discovers that Homer is grossly unqualified to be a nuclear safety inspector, so Homer enrolls at Springfield University to study nuclear physics. While there, Homer befriends three nerds and…
When Bart receives death threats from newly paroled Sideshow Bob, the family goes into the Witness Relocation Program and starts a new life on a houseboat on Terror Lake.
Through flashbacks, Homer recalls the dizzying rise and fall of his Beatles-esque barbershop quartet. The Be Sharps reunite for one last concert on the roof of Moe’s Tavern.
An advertising blitz for “Gabbo” spells trouble for Krusty: his show gets canceled when the new ventriloquist act gets higher ratings. Bart and Lisa enlist Krusty’s Hollywood pals for a…
