Mulder and Scully discover a genie in a rug who, after 500 years of granting wishes, has come to the conclusion that people are still as greedy and self-centered as…

As The Orville heads towards Moclus for Bortus’ special once-a-year ceremony, Ed discovers Kelly has moved on and has started dating. Meanwhile, Gordon asks for John’s help in getting game,…

Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to “take some of the…

Death grants Peter’s wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to…

Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks he’s sane,…

Peter, who is concerned that the world is about to end becase of Y2K, convinces the family into canceling all their New Year’s Eve plans. After bombs destroy everything, the…

Amanda gets angry when Vince and Eric procrastinate over the Edith Wharton movie. Turtle and Drama find some dream dates at the dog park.

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

After celebrating New Year’s Eve, Marshall visits his father’s graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called “Puzzles,” and Robin is forced…

Ted (to prove he’s not a milquetoast) and Barney (to impress Robin) pick a fight with a group of guys sitting in the gang’s favorite booth at MacLaren’s.